That is TOO funny! Been there, done that. My Daughter came up with a new one..."Mama! my Boo Boo itch!" (her behind in other words).
Harriett
----- Original Message ----- From: "Bradford" ebradfrd@crosslink.net To: "JuansNecklace" JuansNecklace@yahoogroups.com; "CandiChat" candichat@dolls.de Sent: Sunday, January 20, 2002 1:31 PM Subject: Fw: Kids
I couldn't resist; this made me laugh... Melissa
> KIDS SAY THE HONEST-EST THINGS
> > > > > > WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN > > > > > > "Da-ad...." > > > > > > "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" > > > > > > "No. You had your chance. Lights out." > > > > > > Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....." > > > > > > "WHAT?" > > > > > > "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" > > > > > > "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to
spank
> > > > > > you!!" > > > > > > Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." > > > > > > 'WHAT!" > > > > > > "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a
drink
> > > > > > of water?" > > > > > > **************************************************